Those crazy mexican bastards.

Those crazy mexican bastards.

12 months ago  Notes (4)
I seriously have no fucking words at all. Apart from maybe “you look like Kerry Katona”.

I seriously have no fucking words at all. Apart from maybe “you look like Kerry Katona”.

12 months ago  Notes (0)
I sure as shit hope you do.  PS. Why have a bike as your picture? Ohhhhhhh…. I get ya.

I sure as shit hope you do. 

PS. Why have a bike as your picture? Ohhhhhhh…. I get ya.

12 months ago  Notes (0)
Yes, because what an obviously happy fucking life you already lead. Cheer up you miserable sod.

Yes, because what an obviously happy fucking life you already lead. Cheer up you miserable sod.

12 months ago  Notes (0)
You most certainly are NOT the one. Ps. How did you sneak that armchair into your cell?

You most certainly are NOT the one.

Ps. How did you sneak that armchair into your cell?

12 months ago  Notes (0)
I’m sorry Perry, I haven’t seen Kevin anywhere.

I’m sorry Perry, I haven’t seen Kevin anywhere.

1 year ago  Notes (0)
INVISIBLE FIREPLACE. ps. “aply lol”.

INVISIBLE FIREPLACE.

ps. “aply lol”.

1 year ago  Notes (0)
Ladies and gentlemen, followers and followettes. I present to you the oldest 22 year old on the shitting planet.

Ladies and gentlemen, followers and followettes. I present to you the oldest 22 year old on the shitting planet.

1 year ago  Notes (0)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa. Honey I’m still free, take a chance on me. Gonna do my very best, baby can’t you see. Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me (Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me). I’D RATHER FUCKING SING ABBA.

Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa. Honey I’m still free, take a chance on me. Gonna do my very best, baby can’t you see. Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me (Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me). I’D RATHER FUCKING SING ABBA.

1 year ago  Notes (0)
Mine too, love. Mine too.

Mine too, love. Mine too.

1 year ago  Notes (3)